today a potential client came into our office, and he was the largest man i have ever seen. approximately 6’8” and a girth to match, he was wearing a bright yellow sweatshirt that said on the front in giant black letters, “big jack.”
“you must be big jack.” i said. “that’s me,” he replied. “you know, my whole life people come up to me saying, ‘you’re a big motherf*****’, how tall are you? so finally i just started letting people know right away. i’m big jack!” stifling my laughter, i walked to the back to inform the sales rep his appointment had arrived. the guys in the shop and i had a good laugh about the whole thing.
a little while later as he was leaving, i caught a glimpse of the back of his sweatshirt. there, above an icon of Jesus Christ, was the phrase, “If you don’t know Jesus, then you don’t know Jack….!”
thanks, big jack, for making my day.
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