Thursday, June 16, 2011

how to get planned parenthood to stop talking to you

Planned Parenthood rep (aka 18-ish year old boy, now on referred to as PP): Hello, do you support Planned Parenthood?

Me: No, sorry, I'm pro-life.

PP: Oh.....blank stare

Me, stopping to see what he had to say to me: So...?

PP: Well, you know that only 3% of what we do is abortions?

Me: Yeah I know you guys do free testing and birth control and stuff for women, and that's great, but you still support abortion so I guess I can't really get behind that, right?

PP: Yeah.....blank stare

Me: You know, I was thinking about going to PP to get free birth control.

PP: But, you don't support us!

Me: Right, that's my evil plan to take you down. Use up your resources without replenishing it with my own donations.

PP: Well, that's not very nice!

Me: Kid, I'm just messing with you. Have a good day.

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